A Typical Saturday on Isabelle Avenue

“Quick! Lorri – I need an earring!” shouted TJ as he burst into the house, I asked a stupid question, “Why?” “Your dad’s gonna pierce my ear!” , he excitedly answered back.

Oddly, this request did not surprise me in the least. On this particular Saturday TJ, one of Pops’ many shooting buddies, had shown up promptly at 10 o’clock to fix a broken car. At our house we didn’t call a mechanic or go to the dealership. If a car wasn’t running Pop called a friend, had Mom pick up a case of Bud and some rib eyes, and sent me or one of my brothers to the neighborhood auto parts store on our bicycle. Next came the hunt for tools – always a phillips screwdriver and a 5/8 inch wrench. If my experience is typical, I think you could repair everything from a toaster to the space shuttle with just those two tools. Unfortunately we could never find them. Pops would start a project and holler out one of our names and we would have the dreaded job of tool duty until the godforsaken project was done or until he just gave up and moved on to something else. There were days that I would empty the tool drawer, dig under his recliner, look through all the tool boxes and the shed, and still I could not find a freaking phillips screwdriver. I was so traumatized by this stress that even day I have a screwdriver in every room in my home, in both the trunk and glove boxes of my vehicle, and one sitting on my desk just in case there is ever an urgent need for one.

Always keep a few of these close by, you can never have too many!

 On this Saturday I had already made the trip to the parts store, found the blessed screwdriver, and had quietly slipped inside the house to escape tool duty. TJ and Pop seemed to be handling things just fine. I was inside cleaning up the joint because a friend of mine, Emily, from Carson City was coming to spend the night before we headed to Anaheim the next morning. All week I had been cleaning and it was a total waste of time because as soon as I had cleared the wood chips out of the front room floor I would find that Pop had spilled molten lead on the carpet – more about his odd workshop habits later, suffice it to say that tidiness was not a priority in our house. As much as my mom would have loved to have a home that looked as sparkling clean as the one on the Mop-n-Glow commercials, we all knew that was never gonna happen. Our home was clean enough to safely eat in, but far too messy to find a stinking screwdriver.

I was kind of enjoying the quiet morning until TJ poked his head through the door with his request. I went outside to find Pops kneeling in the front yard while building a campfire and rattling off as list of needs to TJ who seemed to have tool duty for this task. “I need the turkey tail, the gold collar pin, some whiskey, and a potato. Have Lorri soak that earring in the whiskey!” To be honest, this was not the first time my earrings had been commandeered, but it was the first time it happened in the front yard. My Pop was the man to see if another man wanted his ear pierced. A real man doesn’t go to the mall and ask the girl at Claire’s – a real man asks Harold after he’s had a few beers to do it with a gold collar pin over a camp fire.

I should clarify a bit about the setting. I grew up in fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada. Our house was 2 blocks off Fremont Street. We were close enough to downtown to watch the New Year’s Eve fireworks while sitting on our back fence. A campfire is not what you tend to expect in a neighborhood like this. You see manicured lawns and nice cars in the driveways. Isabelle Avenue was a three-block long stretch of ranch style homes built in the 50’s and 60’s. My grandparents had moved to the block in ’53 so Pop spent his teens there. We moved into a house 2 doors down in 1963.

This is me with my parents in my grandparents front yard. 2 years later we would move into the house in the background with the 2-tone sedan. Our lawn would never look this good again.

I looked through my earrings and found one that I knew I could live without – none of the earrings I lent to Pop’s friends had ever come back so I knew better than to give TJ something I was very fond of. I selected a cute pink piggy stud for him. He didn’t seem to care. He excitedly ran through the house gathering all the supplies that pop had requested. I don’t know if it was the Budweiser or the giddy excitement at the thought of getting his ear pierced, but it occurred to me that he seemed quite childlike in that moment. As he ran outside I peeked over my window seal to watch events unfold in the front yard.

TJ was not worried about being Pretty in Pink

First Pops got the fire really going. He took the turkey tail – yes the disgusting tail of a real turkey – and started ceremoniously parting the smoke and sending it off to each of the four winds. Seriously, is the girl at Claire’s going to even mention the four winds when she pierces your ear? Next he took the whiskey and poured some in his hands. He lifted it skyward and shouted “Watahay!” I am not precisely sure what that word means or which tribal language it belongs to, but it was his “go-to” Indian expression. He lowered his cupped hands and told TJ to put some whiskey on both sides of his earlobe. Again, is that girl at Claire’s even going to bother to bless the alcohol before she sterilizes your ear – I think not. He poured some more whiskey in a shot glass and offered it to TJ who also shouted “Watahay!” and downed it. He refilled the shot glass and placed my piggy earring in the purifying liquid. Next Pop took a 14 carat gold collar pin, I believe it had been his grandfather’s, and dipped the sharpened point into the shot glass to sterilize it. He had cut the potato in half and he poured a little whiskey on it as well just to be safe. He stuck the potato behind TJ’s ear to make it more solid and “thunk” – he pushed the collar pin right through his earlobe and into the spud. TJ’s eyes were shut tight and his teeth were clenched, but he still looked like he was smiling as dad pulled the collar pin out and put that cute little piggy earring in place. Both men grabbed another beer and sat down next to the fire across from each other. Pops went back to directing the smoke with that ass off of a dead turkey and TJ shouted “WoooHooo!” over and over. I could tell that this Saturday was a watershed moment for TJ – his life would never be the same, he was forever changed, he was pierced.

This is TJ sitting around another fire with us when we were all camping. He is panicking because his crotch is on fire.

The crazy thing about this story is that it all went on without a neighbor batting an eye. No one called the fire department or the cops. No one came outside to see where the smoke was coming from or even to see what all the commotion was about. This was just another Saturday on Isabelle Avenue, nothing out of the ordinary, nothing to take note of.

For my part I started to worry about how bad the front yard was looking. Emily had never been to my house – she had never met Pops, and I didn’t want her to take a look at the front yard with the car up on blocks, a raging campfire and a few dozen beer cans and rethink her plan to bunk here for the night. Luckily I had a few hours and she wouldn’t be arriving until after dark, our “Sanford & Son” styled landscaping would be much more presentable after sunset.I went back to my cleaning and put the chaos outside out of my mind. I’d get the inside of the house spic and span and I’d worry about the lawn in a couple of hours when the car repair was completed. I spent the whole afternoon tidying up, and I was making sure the bathroom was presentable when TJ rushed back into the house. “Lorri, I need earrings, lots more earrings!”

Was TJ getting his other ear pierced? What on earth did he need more earrings for? I looked out my window to see a group of Hell’s Angels, in full leathers, parked in front of the house. My pop had a couple of shooting buddies who were Angels, Deke and Peg-Leg Larry, and apparently they had brought their friends – news spreads fast when Harold is piercing ears! Did they see smoke signals? Did they hear the calls of “Watahay!” offered into the winds? Who knows, they were here with beer, and they wanted to be pierced by the master with the golden pin.

I went back into my room and dug deep into the earring drawer. The mate to the piggy, a pair of stainless flamingoes, some cloisonné rainbows, a pair of blown glass unicorns – whew! I had them all covered! The turkey ass was brought back out, smoke was blessed, whiskey was offered, potatoes were sterilized and those angels all looked great with my Avon collectible earrings as they sped off into the night. TJ packed it in and Pop took a nap on the couch. I ran outside to make sense of the yard. Beer cans everywhere and Emily should be arriving any minute. I got a Glad bag from the kitchen and scooped up enough cans to fill a 33 gallon bag. I put out the remnants of the fire, collected the turkey ass and the other assorted tools, and put things back in order.

Pop came from a long line of couch snoozers, this is him in 1957 snoozing on the floor while his pop is crashed on the couch.

Emily arrived in the dark of night, she was quite tall, about 6’3”. Pop heard us come in and woke up for a few moments and asked if she played basketball. He went back to his snoring. We stayed up all night laughing as I told her about my day.

This is the actual car that was worked on during that typical Saturday. Pop started the campfire right under that elm tree. Who let the dog out? I have no idea.

Just a typical Saturday on Isabelle Avenue. Everyone had gone home happy and that car was still up on blocks. Maybe they would get to it next Saturday, maybe not.

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28 thoughts on “A Typical Saturday on Isabelle Avenue

  1. hhahahaha! I can’t get the picture out of my mind of a bunch of tough hell’s angels bikers with little girls earrings in their tough biker ears! Oh wow. Too damn funny. You write good! I’m going to enjoy reading all this! And way to go on the word count!! yeah you! 🙂

      • it went great thanks! Got 1773 words done, into chapter 2 now. Yea us! You write well, don’t worry about it so much, I know easier said than done. 🙂

      • Cool – I know I need to just write and not be so worried. I think I’ll get into a groove soon. I can’t seem to get onto the NaNoWriMo site. I’m not even sure how to log it – guess they got bombarded today.

      • The site is super slow, really busy. The best time I believe is going to be early morning or late night. I barely got on earlier to log my word count.

    • Sure – lots of them. My story with him is one of stress, fear, wonder, laughter, fighting, and forgiveness. I lost him a couple of years ago. When I came to the point that I was content to love him “as is” I had to admit that there were some parts of the chaos that I truly loved.

      • Thanks, my mom was a wonder. Pop was the first boy she ever dated and she stood by him. She was pretty game and she connected with people more by doing things with them than by words. She lived a lot of her life in his large shadow, but there were times that she went all-in for the crazy. She was really just starting to find her own unique voice at the end of her life.

        Thanks for the encouragement – even though I lived the stories it’s harder to put them into some intelligible sequence than I thought it would be. I think the process is going to be good for me though.

  2. I love your posts coz I think love your writing, lot of touching moments are there always!

    Between, if U can, plz leave a comment for my short story, let me know what others think about it, only if you have time!

  3. Great start to a really engaging story. I never knew my dad well, so I have some father envy, although it can be a mixed bag, I’m sure. Your writing is great – very solid! I look forward to seeing your cover, with all your great artistic and photographic skills.

    • Thanks. I was thinking about your post about dialog – I have it pretty easy because I’m reconstruction something I heard – building it for a story and making it sound authentic is much tougher – at least it is for me. I know great dialog when I hear it though. I need to think about a cover – maybe after the weekend:)

  4. What a wonderful story! You tell it so well. I recall seeing Hell’s Angel’s one time when they were going thru OKC. I thought it was the coolest.
    (I took my son to get his ear pierced when he turned 16….and to get his tat….but then he decided he wanted a 2nd piercing and did it on his own. Ugh.)

    • I think this event happened in ’78 or ’79, most guys were not wearing earrings at the time. My Pop pierced ears for my brothers and my mom. I got mine done at the doctor’s office. My Pop worked construction and was a mountain of a man so no one gave him flack for it. I think my brothers may have been under 16.

      It’s funny, one of my tats is about him. My mom was fine with the ears, but she would have been mortified by the tattoos:) It’s cool that you got to at least go with your son for the first ones.

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